A Kiss to Remember
I am not at all embarrassed to say I have yet to experience my first kiss. This was something I decided on long ago when I was pressured to save sex until after marriage. My thought process concluded that if sex could be made more special by waiting, then surely everything else would be too. The first time I eat spaghetti will be fucking awesome.
But this is about the kiss. I don’t think I can wait any longer. First, it just seems like such a fun thing to do. And second, all my other friends are already well into the random orgy phase. I feel completely left behind when it comes to feeling behinds.
And so it is with a heavy heart that I realize I must break the promise I made my youth pastor. I am not married, but I am going to kiss.
The only problem is I am single now, and nobody replied to my emails. Not even when I described exactly what I planned to do, and assured them I wanted nothing more: starting with a slow, gentle peck, I would then progress to a slightly more forceful push, before unleashing the kind of Tongue Fu that would make a reptilian Bruce Lee jealous.
But wait, I just remembered. I have a pet rabbit.
There probably isn’t that big a difference between rabbits and humans, both being mammals and all. And at least I can be sure it won’t laugh in my face if I’m terrible at it.
Okay, I just spit out my gum. I’ll update in a minute to let you know how it went.
Unless I get lucky, of course.
Beware, it might eat your tongue ! :0
Is rabbit tail lucky? ;P
Weren’t you just making out with someone in the last blog?
Jenny: The rabbit was actually quite gentle. I’m assuming your own experience was nowhere near as pleasant?
Daemon: Not by itself, but I do have a rabbit’s foot fetish.
Tal: That was before my kiss virginity reconstruction surgery.
Haven’t tried rabbits yet but a rat bit my nose once :c Perhaps it did not fancy the idea of an eskimo kiss. Or maybe rats just are vicious.
I would not go so far as to generalize all rats as vicious. I know at least one who has become a French chef.